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[Intro] E5 E5 E5 F5 F5 F5 E5 (x2) A5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 Bb5 A5 E5 E5 E5 F5 F5 F5 E5 G F# F [Verse] Em Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know Had a drink about an hour ago Am Sitting in a corner by herself B C B In a bar in downtown hell Em She heard a noise and she looked to the door And saw a man she'd never seen before Am Light skin, light blue eyes B C B A double chin and a plastic smile Em Her heart raced as he walked through the door And took an empty seat next to her at the bar B 'My brand new car is parked right outside Am How'd you like to go for a ride?' And she said Em 'Wait a minute, I have to think' He said 'That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?' B One drink turned into 3 or 4 C B Em And they left and got into his car C B Em And they drove away some place real far Em Now babe, the time has come How'd you like to have a little fun? And she said B C G 'If we could only please be on our way, D B I would not run' Em That's when things got out of control Em C B She didn't want to Em C B He had his way Em C B She said let's go Em C B He said no way B C B Come on babe, it's your lucky day B C B Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way B C B Come on baby, don't be afraid B If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid [Solo] Em x4 B Am (then same as Intro one strum) E5 E5 E5 F5 F5 F5 E5 (x2) A5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 Bb5 A5 E5 E5 E5 F5 F5 F5 E5 G F# F Em He finished up, started the car He turned around and drove back to the bar Am He said 'Now baby, don't be said,' B C B 'In my opinion, you weren't half bad.' Em She picked up a rock. Threw it at the car. Hit him in the head Now he's got a big scar Am Come on, party people won't you listen to me B C Date rape style Em The next day, she went to her drawer Looked up her local attorney-at-law B Went to the phone and filed a police report Am And then she took the guy's ass to court Em The day he stood in front of the judge He screamed 'She lies, that little slut!' B The judge knew he was full of shit C B Em So he gave him 25 years C B Em And now his heart is filled with tears Em One night in jail, it was getting late He was butt-raped by a large inmate B And he screamed C G D B But the guards paid no attention to his cries Em That's when things got out of control Em C B The moral of the Em C B Date rape story Em C B It does not pay Em C B To be drunk and horny B C B But that's the way it had to be B They locked him up and threw away the key C B Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind C B Even though he now takes it in the behind [Instrumental] Em C B Em C B Em C B C B C B C B But that's the way it had to be B They locked him up and threw away the key C B Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind C B Even though he now takes it in the behind Date rape! [Bridge] (x2) Em Nanana na na na B Nanana na na na C Nanana na na na G Nanana na na na [Outro] E5 B5 D5 A5 She didn't want to E5 B5 D5 A5 She didn't want to E5 B5 D5 A5 She didn't want to E5 B5 D5 A5 She didn't want to E5 Take it!